My mother is a terrible cook

I just needed to get that off my chest right away. I just suffered through another offensive meal. Holy shit.

She told me she’d found some lemon chicken recipe on the internet she wanted to try. I went on my jog and the whole time I was trying to figure out how I was going to tell her I didn’t want to eat it. There are like five things that she makes that are edible and whenever she tries one of her internet recipes, it’s always fucking trash. In the end, I chickened out (no pun intended) and ate her food. It was absolutely awful. Mushy root vegetables and chicken fillets cooked one side so that the lemon had turned into a black caramel and the chicken was so leathery and dry that I almost couldn’t even choke it down. Absolutely fucking disgusting.

Anyway, I had a disappointing day. Not terrible, Just disappointing. I had a morning meeting so I didn’t have a chance to workout in the morning before I went into the office. I’m not allowing myself any excuses so I need to figure out how to get a workout in on those days before I go into the office before next week. Next I decided to power through lunch and just eat at dinner time. Then Jennifer came strolling into the 2 o’clock team meeting with a big ol’ plate of chocolate chip cookies. I had the first one to be polite. I had the second one because I really wanted one. But I shouldn’t have eaten either one of them.

Now I’m hangry and I just ate dinner. I had to throw most of it away. It was that bad. I mean it. That meal was just fucking terrible. Ugh. I’m either going to starve all night or get food and hate myself.

Anyway, sorry this was such a lame post. It’s hard to find time to listen to things like the ebook on Mondays because I’m in meetings most of the day but I’ll get back on that tomorrow and report back.