Yeah, so I’ve been getting emails from your divorce lawyer and now, today, you reached out for the first time because you wanted to make sure I signed those forms. This is so fucked up. I mean, we were getting along, everything was fine, then I realized I was doing all the work. I stopped and sure enough, I literally haven’t heard from you in a week. Now today, you’re so concerned about this form. Not to mention I told you I found that single’s account you’re trolling for guys on and the only response I got from you was a couple of question marks . . . didn’t even try to deny it.

Here’s the deal. Clearly you want out of this relationship. That’s fine. That’s your prerogative. But do not come crawling back to me crying about all the shit you put up with from me because, yeah, I checked out for a while - I’ll tell you this, though. It was never intentional and I never once gave up on us. That’s what you’ve done here with your fucking divorce lawyer and your dating profile.